Go to your nearest hippi herb store and buy some powered slippery elm. Mix a pinch of it in your palm with some water to make a paste. Apply a dab of the paste to one of your big, red, angry, pussie zits and put a bandaid over it. In a couple of hours (or the next morning) remove the bandaid and wipe the dried paste off with some warm water. Wah-la! Your volcano is a little dried up molehill. You're welcome
Can't wait to try this! Not that I get zits...
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